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Yashar Ali rewrites Variety's headline on Roman Polanski winning another film festival award

We’re old enough to have seen the episode of “The View” where Whoopi Goldberg explained that when director Roman Polanski had unlawful sex with a 13-year-old girl, it wasn’t “rape-rape.” It might have been “rape,” but at least it wasn’t rape-rape, if you get her drift.

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Polanski’s still being celebrated by the film community even in 2019 following the #MeToo movement that took down Harvey Weinstein, and Variety took note of his latest award:

And here’s Yashar Ali, who should rewrite all of Variety’s headlines from now on:

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