We’ve already given out a bunch of awards today for seriously hot takes on the Mueller report, most trying to find the criminal offenses that survived the redaction process, but the grand prize winner has to be Seth Abramson, who decided to live-tweet the release of the Mueller report and has constructed a thread that as of this writing is 316 tweets long.
Personally, we think he might have peaked with No. 315:
315/ The "beyond a reasonable doubt" standard is the right standard for a criminal trial. It's *not* the standard we'd really expect at an impeachment; it's *not* the standard we'd use to determine presidential fitness; it's *not* the standard that protects our national security.
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) April 18, 2019
He’s still going … we have no idea how long he’ll keep this up, but as long as he’s enjoying #MuellerTime with the rest of The Resistance.
The greatest gift of the Mueller Report is that Seth Abramson is about to hit 300 tweets in a single thread on its findings.
You'll always remember where you were when Seth drops tweet #300. pic.twitter.com/Wsuyv0h7vF
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) April 18, 2019
Everyone waiting for Seth to drop tweet #300 in his #MuellerReport thread.
This is more entertaining than the report itself! pic.twitter.com/AceNjmG0rs
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) April 18, 2019
Who the hell makes a 300-tweet thread? pic.twitter.com/25VAe7YuQ2
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) April 18, 2019
Someone with issues.
A darkened room in mom's basement.
— Charles X Proxy (@Charlemagne0814) April 18, 2019
Someone who has completely snapped and is fully insane.
— Wes Ganobcik ™ (@ganobleberries) April 18, 2019
An unhinged person.
— Michelle (@michnic70) April 18, 2019
Did that really happen?
— The U.S. is a Constitutional Republic (@Noseriously6) April 18, 2019
Never mind, just saw it. Guy is committed to his lie, gotta give him that. Should be committed to a psych ward also.
— The U.S. is a Constitutional Republic (@Noseriously6) April 18, 2019
Nobody:
Seth Abramson: pic.twitter.com/ZS2iMxNSvk
— Drew Summitt (@GKBesterfriend) April 18, 2019
“The most important U.S. political news of his lifetime” … that Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 election. We all knew that three years ago.
Gonna print this thread out on a roll of toiletpaper
— The Infamous Sergio (@NostromoSerg) April 18, 2019
Reminds me of when Kerouac wrote on the road on a scroll during an amphetamine high
— Drew Summitt (@GKBesterfriend) April 18, 2019
They’ve all lost their minds.
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) April 18, 2019
Hope someone has exactly as many tweets as Seth today mocking each one. 297467981598/ https://t.co/jMjapMtN1s
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) April 18, 2019
That makes me genuinely sad for him.
— Jack is a-Door-able ? (@DoorknobJack) April 18, 2019
320. Totally normal guy. https://t.co/bop8z2SqAz
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) April 18, 2019
This beautiful psychopath is putting in an all-world performance tonight we’ll be telling our grandkids about. pic.twitter.com/3FzymoJVBL
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) April 18, 2019
When I implement Sharia law here in America, all coming of age ceremonies will require adolescent boys and girls to memorize and recite Seth Abramson’s Mueller Report thread.
— siraj hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 19, 2019
Write. An. Article. ? https://t.co/ERzsDrohj5
— Kimberly Ross (@SouthernKeeks) April 19, 2019
My grandmother died from the Abramson tweet thread.
God rest her soul.
— Nando (@TooOldTooStupid) April 18, 2019
.@SethAbramson pic.twitter.com/O6krEpt2Ry
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 19, 2019
Seth at /550 pic.twitter.com/NZ3X1y5N5m
— Carl Gustav (@CaptYonah) April 19, 2019
I just found this GIF in my archive. It's Seth. pic.twitter.com/TX8SDHyzHW
— Charles X Proxy (@Charlemagne0814) April 18, 2019
Live look at Seth Abramson since the Mueller Report dropped.
He's now over 360 tweets in his patented @SethAbramson-style Twitter thread. pic.twitter.com/j9M0EeZbdp
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) April 19, 2019
If you are posting a 300+ Twitter thread about anything, stop. Get professional help. Go explore the rest of what life has to offer.
— Ken Gardner (@KenGardner11) April 19, 2019
Related:
All ‘448 pages of the Mueller report in 1 photo’ shows how much (or little) was actually redacted https://t.co/e6b07Wi411
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 18, 2019
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