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SO WOKE: White Whole Foods vegans shamed for cultural appropriation, neocolonialism, xenophobia

What’s the joke? How do you know someone’s a vegan? Just wait two minutes and they’ll tell you.

You have to be pretty woke to be a vegan, but owing to the wonders of “intersectionality,” there are vegans and then there are white Western vegans who have a lot to answer for.

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It all started with this tweet, which seemed pretty woke:

Whoa, buddy, watch what you’re calling “leftover dishwater,” especially when writer Jeff Yang is watching.

Dang, he’s a xenophobic tool for saying that Chinese hotpot looks gross? Tough crowd. But seriously, let’s talk about white people.

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Sorry, we never fell in love with tofu — we gave it a shot, but we just weren’t right for each other — but carry on.

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It’s nice to be soy king, although if the term had been around at the time, the Obamacare douche in his red flannel pajamas would have been what we now call a “soy boy.”

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In case you want to read more about soy:

That was quite a rant over someone saying that a Chinese hotpot looked like dishwater. We’d say it does look a little like dishwater, but we’re not up for the thrashing.

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Careful …

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And don’t forget to hate them for their white privilege:

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