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Prepare the fainting couches: Sarah Huckabee Sanders tells New Yorker, 'I believe in the Bible'

We’re so confused. After a major child sex abuse scandal was exposed, the mainstream media circled the wagons around Pope Francis, who was said to be busy preaching about climate change and the need to keep those plastic straws out of the oceans.

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Then the Emmys were broadcast Monday night, and host Michael Che made a big deal about how the only white people who thank Jesus are “Republicans and ex-crackheads.” So liberal white celebrities don’t thank Jesus enough? That’s an odd take.

But liberals like Bill Clinton hanging out near notorious anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan? Nothing that can’t be fixed by cropping the photo.

But what about White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Now, her claim to be a Christian just can’t be overlooked. The New Yorker looked into her religious background and found she attends a D.C. church that is an affiliate of Hillsong.

If only Huckabee Sanders were a Hollywood celebrity studying Scientology, there’d be nothing to talk about. But — gasp — she goes to a church that teaches intelligent design. And all she has to say for herself is she believes in the Bible.

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Yeah, that book they keep dragging out to swear in presidents? Even liberal progressives?

It’s a bad thing because progressives believe in science, even if they haven’t yet been able to pin down when human life begins.

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Or check into those sexual abuse allegations against him — the ones reported to authorities and backed up with evidence. We’re good either way.


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