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Is that you, SMOD? Midterms 'hurtling toward us like a killer asteroid,' SCOTUS seat 'open like a wound'

The Washington Post’s website says Dan Zak is a feature writer with a bachelor’s degree in literature and journalism, and his latest piece appears in the paper’s Style section.

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But what’s it about? The dramatic excerpt provided in the promotional tweet doesn’t give a very clear idea that it comprises dispatches from inside The Resistance, but it might squeak through a freshman poetry class on a good day, or at least make would-be novelist Ben Rhodes jealous.

https://twitter.com/MrDanZak/status/1013864165872717826

“This is not a normal time,” writes Zak, certainly proving the point when it comes to the nation’s major newspapers.

https://twitter.com/MrDanZak/status/1013881980943990786

“A Supreme Court seat, open like a wound” is not journalism — at least not in our world.

https://twitter.com/instapundit/status/1013867336762318854

https://twitter.com/MattBracken48/status/1013883017872527360

https://twitter.com/cehoskinson/status/1013867847762825216

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https://twitter.com/chrisdotgordon/status/1013867644976582658

At least The Washington Post provides some much-needed balance with its conservative blogger, Jennifer Rubin. Maybe some of her sober prose will put us back in a serious frame of mind; what’s she on about today?


 

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