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Houston Chronicle leaves some wiggle room in report on Earth's destruction Wednesday

An asteroid is expected to pass within 1.1 million miles of Earth sometime Wednesday, and although the Houston Chronicle reports NASA as saying that “there is no possibility for the asteroid to collide with our planet,” the paper did leave some wiggle room in its tweet just in case.

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https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/854431702470578177

https://twitter.com/Dvermillion93/status/854343254220972032

So, the Chronicle is just going to get people’s hopes up by saying an apocalyptic asteroid strike is “unlikely” when it’s actually impossible?

https://twitter.com/vineshramanand/status/854388670429835265

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https://twitter.com/idnov/status/854426964987441153

Thursday’s good for us.

You’ve got to admit, it holds up.

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