Thanks to Sean Davis of the Federalist for passing along this “dare you not to laugh” challenge, courtesy of the New York Times.
In a report on Hillary Clinton’s weekend campaign swing through Florida, which was marred by a quick downpour, Michael Barbaro found something beautiful — or, as Mollie Hemingway put it, “borderline NSFW.”
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/795645254007455744
In case that last bit didn’t show up, here’s a selection from the piece:
Her arms thrust skyward, one after the other, in what starts to feel like a dance.
There’s an unfamiliar sense of abandon and joy.
The rain grows heavier. Her wet clothes turn a shade darker …
Annnd we’re out.
@benshapiro touching, touching stuff
— justin (@justinr10519174) November 8, 2016
@iptuttle I can't read it without throwing up
— Political Review (@weh8hillary) November 7, 2016
I don't want her to have anything to do with thrusting.
— Longhorn Gopher (@longhorngopher) November 8, 2016
I'm just thankful the phrase "orgasmic ecstacy" didn't make the final cut. @seanmdav
— Jake R. (@jaker1419) November 7, 2016
What is even funnier is that in the video of the event she comes off as an unhinged loon screaming at people in the rain.
— Brian O'Fall (@applecharlie5) November 7, 2016
I saw that, it looked like she was fending off a swarm of vampire bats or aliens in tiny ships… or whatever.
— sal (@tevet) November 8, 2016
Puttin' the "hag" in hagiography.
— 100 Proof (@ChampionCapua) November 7, 2016
Journalists write love notes about Democrats and burn book entries about Republicans. Every year.
— Shane Styles (@shaner5000) November 7, 2016
@NumbersMuncher You know he has a 1200 page manuscript for his unpublished novel locked in his desk. Reporting just pays the bills
— Evan (@evstok) November 7, 2016
https://twitter.com/Fakten_und_Zahl/status/795645902102761473
Join the conversation as a VIP Member