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Leonardo DiCaprio snubbed; John Kerry's granddaughter takes his place on Kerry's lap at UN

As Twitchy reported, Messenger of Peace Leonardo DiCaprio was front and center at the United Nations on Earth Day, but somehow lost his seat on Secretary of State John Kerry’s lap to Kerry’s granddaughter, who accompanied her grandfather to sign the Paris Agreement.

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How many working grandfathers face this same dilemma every day? Whatever happened to universal day care, President Obama?

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Fortunately, some digging in the White House basement turned up the weather machine President Bush used to summon Hurricane Katrina. After super-scientist Bill Nye makes a few tweaks here and there, President Obama should have a functioning thermostat for the planet.

https://twitter.com/billball4321/status/723604667498811392

We believe she shared a flight with her grandfather. However, they were followed by a C-17 transport aircraft carrying his bike and her tricycle.

If that’s the case, can everyone please bring their grandchildren to Congress for the next vote to raise the debt ceiling?

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