Happy Holidays Tweet from the ATF Doesn't Warm The Heart
If What the Teamsters Prez Told Tucker Carlson Is True It's No Wonder...
Merry Christmas: A Special Bonus Gift of Christmas Funnies Just for You
Simply ‘Wonderful’: Classic Holiday Film Reminds Generations It’s Okay to Cry at Christmas
A Lump of Coal in Her Stocking! Crypto Influencer Gets BURIED for Not...
Political Pivot? Many Question ‘Young Turk’ Cenk Uygur’s Sudden Willingness to Talk with...
'The View' Panelist Says Problem for Dems Is That Gov't Won't Regulate Social...
Man Vs. History: Bear Grylls Gets DROPPED by Community Notes for Awful Take...
Scott Jennings: Dem Party Must Flush the Fringe and Embrace Common Sense to...
HO HO OH LOL-NO! Leftist Mocked for Whining About the Midwest DAD We...
Bah Humbug! Dems Put Fetterman On The Naughty List
NewsGuard Rates the Headlines Covering Woman Set on Fire by Illegal
CNBC: Biden Administration Withdraws Student Loan Forgiveness Plans
'Mary Was An Earthworm:' J.K. Rowling Absolutely Roasts India Willoughby's Take on Christi...
University Employee Who Told Trump Supporters to Kill Themselves Sent Packing

Candidate Vermin Supreme protested by Time Traveling Mothers

A special place in hell for those who don’t find Vermin Supreme funny? He’s probably much more amusing if you limit your exposure to a few minutes every four years, when a flat $1,000 fee is all it takes to be added to the New Hampshire ballot. At least 15-year-old Iowa prankster Deez Nuts knew enough to give up on the joke back in August, but Vermin Supreme has been annoying presidential candidates for decades.

Advertisement

This year, Vermin Supreme has a four-point platform:

  1. Mandatory tooth brushing laws
  2. Time travel research
  3. Zombie preparedness
  4. Free ponies for all Americans

Supreme tracked down Sen. Ted Cruz and was able to get close enough to demand that terrorists be waterboarded with fluoridated water. (Mild language warning.)

https://twitter.com/RosieGray/status/696887438971633664

That’s … unfortunate. Look at the joy he’s brought to Chris Christie’s security detail with his goofy antics.

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/696866553992736768

Camouflaged among Trump and Fiorina campaign signs were representatives of Time Traveling Mothers Against Vermin Supreme.

Advertisement

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/697172367244591104

***

Don’t forget to check out Townhall.com’s live New Hampshire Primary results tonight!

 

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement