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Jose Canseco selflessly shares plan for terraforming Mars

There are more reasons every day to wish one could leave Earth and live on Mars instead. Fortunately, Jose Canseco is on the case and thinks he has the formula for making Mars habitable in just a few very difficult steps.

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https://twitter.com/lynchmob72/status/675124396374233088

Can you believe it? Canseco didn’t even think about the fact that Mars lacks a magnetic field.

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https://twitter.com/michael_poff/status/675133221445763072

President Obama already has Bill Nye the Science Guy on the case. He works way cheaper, due to his lack of actual credentials.

https://twitter.com/ThatFrickeGuy/status/675121635368804352

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