Hillary Clinton certainly has a strange digital strategy. After her disturbing “Just chilling in Cedar Rapids” Vine with its jump-scare ending, she now wants us to meet “Thx Box” (in scare quotes, no less) and guess what’s inside?
Meet "ThxBox"—a personal thank you from Hillary. Get on the waiting list to find out more: http://t.co/VOXlYiycaI pic.twitter.com/NntUpyTOgA
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 3, 2015
Politics has a long, beautiful history of mysterious boxes. They always contain something awesome.
— PoliMath (@politicalmath) September 3, 2015
Just got Hillary's box. What's the harm in opening it? #ThxBox pic.twitter.com/dCVsFuQbI0
— The Journalist (@Journalist3000) September 3, 2015
Hillary wants us to guess what's in the box. Not creepy pic.twitter.com/Y9PTS1Wt4d
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) September 3, 2015
"Step One: Cut a hole in the box" https://t.co/5Q3fPKIWWC
— Angela Morabito (@AngelaLMorabito) September 3, 2015
Cutting a hole is tempting, but we don’t want to hurt anything that might be … alive in there. We don’t see any air holes.
The ThxBox is actually Hillary’s parting shot to America pic.twitter.com/OoPFsR3z0v
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) September 3, 2015
If there’s a (living) kitten in the box I would be super pumped though. https://t.co/gSwvmO4nFs
— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) September 3, 2015
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What’s that smell?
ThxBox looks nice enough on the outside, but why is there a dead fish inside?
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 3, 2015
I dunno'…is she hiding all those deleted emails in her box? https://t.co/3Zu0EEZrdt
— Mike Baker (@MBCompanyMan) September 3, 2015
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/639531200357474304
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/639532933708185600
@CuffyMeh If you helped set up Hillary's thank-you box, you can take the Fifth to avoid telling the FBI about it.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) September 3, 2015
There better be a server-wiping cloth in there. pic.twitter.com/vaZeRTrPT1
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) September 3, 2015
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/639534122311008256
#WhatsInsideHillarysBox pic.twitter.com/w6owEMPV88
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 3, 2015
What is in Hillary's Box ? pic.twitter.com/65NbmgdUQc
— William Amos (@WilliamAmos) September 3, 2015
What’s in the box? Gwyneth Paltrow’s a big Democrat supporter, so we think she’s safe.
@ktumulty @mateagold pic.twitter.com/3VR9QRGqM9
— Rebecca Sinderbrand (@sinderbrand) September 3, 2015
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/639529958025633792
I've got a bad feeling about how Hillary wants us to open this mystery box. pic.twitter.com/qQt1jQJvDL
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 3, 2015
https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/639539477803831296
#WhatsInsideHillarysBox pic.twitter.com/EH4LhzrwEG
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 3, 2015
everyone stop talking about hillary's box
— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 3, 2015
While we wait for the contents of “Thx Box” to be revealed, let’s watch this short horror film sequel to her first Vine.
Obama finds Hillary chillin'https://t.co/iMYkk5yhbB
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) September 2, 2015
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