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Sen. Ted Cruz shares Day 1 plans at #Dream15: End Common Core, move embassy to Jerusalem

As Twitchy reported yesterday, union protesters, including one poor clown dressed as the Koch Bros. skyscraper topped by a bundt cake mold, gathered in Columbus, Ohio outside of the “Defending the American Dream Summit,” sponsored by Americans for Prosperity.

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Presidential candidates speaking at the two-day #Dream15 include Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal, Rick Perry and Marco Rubio. First up today was Cruz, who warmed up the audience with a couple of zingers aimed at the Democratic front-runner.

Cruz then moved on to the requisite list of actions he’d take on his first day as president.

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Cruz left the crowd with a three-step plan for living a prosperous life:

Live within your means? No more luxury speedboats for you, Marco Rubio.

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