Move over, Pajama Boy: Eva the Cat Girl finds Obamacare 'golden ticket'

Eva’s platinum plan under Obamacare costs just $45 a month? What’s the catch?

@barackobama Eva is, unfortunately, the cat.

— Succotash Shut-In (@SuccotashShow) February 10, 2014

How much does she pay for her human? RT @BarackObama Eva found her golden ticket: http://t.co/i667Z1C7M6 #ThisIsWhy pic.twitter.com/d99s9xuzSB

— no fare no cops (@cholulagosh) February 10, 2014

The girl who owns Eva is still uninsured, and being fined.
"@BarackObama: Eva found her golden ticket: #ThisIsWhy pic.twitter.com/vje0hVW6Mh"

— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) February 11, 2014

No, Eva’s the woman, not the cat, and she “aged off” her parents’ plan when she turned 26. Now what’s this nonsense about finding a “golden ticket”? Where’d she find that?

In your wallet, since you're paying RT @BarackObama: Eva found her golden ticket: http://t.co/aHsMdaQAXl #ThisIsWhy pic.twitter.com/0JmNwbkLh4

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) February 10, 2014

https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/433008487384489984

I'm paying the other $100 RT @BarackObama: Eva found her golden ticket: http://t.co/BlQAOjT8Fw #ThisIsWhy pic.twitter.com/VYSmSQbfzm”

— Yates (@yateslife) February 10, 2014

https://twitter.com/ThirtyMinuteAbs/status/432990719997784064

Hey @barackObama…how much is Eva's Bronze Plan being subsidized? http://t.co/pk8QB65rPL

— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) February 11, 2014

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Good for Eva, now explain why my premium jumped 143% #NotAffordable RT @BarackObama: Eva found her golden ticket: http://t.co/UvmPbayhUW

— PCS (@pcstewart1020) February 10, 2014

I'm paying for her Platinum insurance, when I can only get Silver. #fair MT @BarackObama Eva found her golden ticket pic.twitter.com/LQWYQQqpHM

— Kerfuffle Actual ??? (@shoshido) February 11, 2014

@BarackObama Why can't that healthcare be as good for me as it is for Eva? I'm trying…

— Paul Izoi (@polizoi785) February 10, 2014

Insurance should not be a “golden ticket” RT @BarackObama: Eva found her golden ticket: http://t.co/OLdClieBym #ThisIsWhyWeAreBroke

— Breeanne Walters (@breeannewalters) February 10, 2014

@BarackObama @HarrietBaldwin The millions of Americans who lost plans they liked this year say, "You're welcome Eva!". #EconomicsOfStupid

— Soapcreek ❌ (@MWZachmeyer) February 10, 2014

Time for the Pajama Boy treatment.

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/433025998871728128