John Ondrasik: Those are typos on my insurance policy, right?

Five for Fighting’s John Ondrasik is a singer and songwriter, but that tweet needs to go right into the stand-up comedy act. If only those extra zeros on so many insurance policies were typos. They are, right?

@johnondrasik Ya think?! Lol. We get to pay MORE for our insurance, plus now we have to meet a deductible that we didn't have before. #bonus

— Tonja Tolleson (@twotees68) October 28, 2013