Laugh time in America: Twitter offers up #NewDetroitCityMottos

Currently running a deficit of $18 billion dollars, Detroit today filed for Chapter 9 bankruptcy. The city desperately needs a shot of good publicity, but with funds a little low, now might not be the time to hire a top-tier ad agency. Always willing to help, Twitter has stepped forward to offer a wide selection of #NewDetroitCityMottos, free of charge.

#NewDetroitCityMottos

What happens in Detroit… goes bankrupt.

— AG (@ag_texas) July 18, 2013

#NewDetroitCityMottos <Liberals Built (?) This

— Harriet Baldwin Text Trump 88022 (@HarrietBaldwin) July 18, 2013

https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/357978094658785281

#NewDetroitCityMottos The Liberal city of the future.

— Proven (@AllegedlySane) July 18, 2013

#NewDetroitCityMottos Built by car companies, destroyed by labor unions.

— Casey (@space_case12) July 18, 2013

https://twitter.com/CounterMoonbat/status/357978604564529153

https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/357978797749960704

https://twitter.com/LIBSRSCUM/status/357978956378554368

https://twitter.com/bryan_conn/status/357979058849591296

#NewDetroitCityMottos Michael Moore Approved

— Zing Lear (@ZingLear) July 18, 2013

https://twitter.com/DavidJGarth/status/357980222194319360

#NewDetroitCityMottos Hope'N'Changed

— JoeyJoeJoeJrShabadoo (@SideshowJon36) July 18, 2013

New Jacked Up City#NewDetroitCityMottos

— Leslie (@Libertarian_ish) July 18, 2013

#NewDetroitCityMottos "The Epcot of democrats"

— Paul Koerner MD (@paulkoerner) July 18, 2013

#NewDetroitCityMottos No we couldn't.

— ?? The?FOO ?? (@PolitiBunny) July 18, 2013

#NewDetroitCityMottos Home of the $1 Office Building

— R. Collins (@RC9511) July 18, 2013

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#NewDetroitCityMottos Bankruptcy Comes Standard

— SAJ (@ShenValleyLife) July 18, 2013

https://twitter.com/JohnPPatterson/status/357983669488582658

Welcome To Barter Town #NewDetroitCityMottos

— Bob ن (@BobHicks_) July 18, 2013

#NewDetroitCityMottos Look For The Union Label

— NancyBellicec (@Nancy_Bellicec) July 18, 2013

https://twitter.com/MattW1188/status/357984432768024577

#NewDetroitCityMottos The City Run Over By Obamas Giant Bus … we have the tire as proof!! pic.twitter.com/Fy4P0Ugbz9

— Becky Ziegler (@bzbex) July 18, 2013

#NewDetroitCityMottos Cash for Clunkers!

— John Q Public (@JohnQPublicJR) July 18, 2013

#NewDetroitCityMottos Detroit Barack City

— Category0ne (@Category0ne) July 18, 2013

#NewDetroitCityMottos Debtroit

— R. Collins (@RC9511) July 18, 2013

#NewDetroitCityMottos

Yuck it up LA, you're next

— Will Ricciardella (@WillRicci) July 18, 2013