#APHeadlines: President signs sequestration order he opposed but 'couldn't avert'

We spend more than a trillion dollars more than we take in every year and the @ap is carrying water for Obama over $85 billion in cuts.

— Cameron Wakefield (@cdog32) March 2, 2013

Poor guy. Tonight, the president added his signature to a document ordering billions in cuts that he said wouldn’t happen and that the Associated Press said he ‘couldn’t avert’ — no matter how many rounds of golf he played with Tiger Woods. P.S. Sequestration was his idea.

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@AP ..even though he had already won re-election and was already sworn in and all of the votes were certified and he doesn't want to work.

— Sean O (@Sean_O_914) March 2, 2013

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Carrying water for the president can be exhausting. Who wants to pitch in and help write some #APHeadlines?

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#APHeadlines Republicans in Congress are totally evil.

— MDMRNovember (@MDMRN) March 2, 2013

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#APHeadlines BREAKING: Obama is trying REALLY hard you guys.

— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock aka Kimberly (@conkc2) March 2, 2013