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Adam Levine, weary of dancing penises, longs for slower music

We already knew Maroon 5’s Adam Levine was on edge. In April, he warned America he would “lose his ****” were President Obama not re-elected. But now it seems these **** kids today and their fast music have him a bit jittery as well.

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https://twitter.com/audreyjonas96/status/225697407390859264

Sounds like Levine could use something to soothe him; perhaps some light reading.

Uh oh. This can’t end well.

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