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Dude tries way too hard to hard to earn the title of 'Florida Man' and he has become branded for life, as it were

There are generally two types of people who reside in Florida — those who shrug and just shake their heads at the day-to-day psychosis in this state, and those who generate that reaction. Get ready to meet one of the latter.

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Matthew Leatham was arrested this week when in the pre-dawn, post-revelry hours, he tried to secure for himself a means of travel. In doing so he repeatedly called 911 in order to get a ride home. The folks over at The Smoking Gun were kind enough to share Matthew’s mug shot.

Look, speaking as a resident, you do not have to try this hard to earn the Florida Man moniker. In fact, over 99% of those living here actually work on avoiding being tabbed as such, and for those remaining, it usually gets applied due to a severe LACK of cognitive effort.

True, but you might be a bit out of phase mentioning books with this one.

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You do want this to be true…

That would at least give him a workable excuse for what happened. For the record, we severely doubt that is what happemed.

This – it had to be done – and now it has been done.

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