Bah Humbug! Dems Put Fetterman On The Naughty List
NewsGuard Rates the Headlines Covering Woman Set on Fire by Illegal
CNBC: Biden Administration Withdraws Student Loan Forgiveness Plans
'Mary Was An Earthworm:' J.K. Rowling Absolutely Roasts India Willoughby's Take on Christi...
University Employee Who Told Trump Supporters to Kill Themselves Sent Packing
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand Still Pushing to Publish the Equal Rights Amendment With 'One...
Global Engagement Center for Countering 'Disinformation' Closing Down
Take a Chill Pill! UNGLUED Hollywood Producer Warns This 'Radical' Movie Will Be...
Krystal Ball: We’re Returning to a ‘Global Order of Unchecked Savagery'
Stop Making Holidays Political! Gun Control Group Gets DRAGGED Over Push to Talk...
Hot Take: Today Mary and Joseph Would Have Had to Cross 15 Israeli...
GRINCH ALERT: New York Times Runs Christmas Eve Op-Ed Telling Us Jesus Had...
Rep. Ayanna Pressley Says Death Penalty Is Weaponized Against the Black Community
DIGNITY?! CA Judge Rules Male Housed in Female Prison Be Called She/Her During...
After Four Years of Hiding Biden's Disaster, Eugene Robinson Thinks the Media Must...

Sen. Lisa Murkowski Shows Off Her 'FAMOUS' PB&J and Hilarity Ensues

AP Photo/Alex Brandon

We here at Twitchy are used to a A LOT of silly and crazy stories but when we saw this one we knew we had to share it with you all because it is both ridiculous and hilarious.

Advertisement

OK let us dissect this situation because there is so much WRONG with that picture and that post. First, HOW is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich famous or special? Is she making the peanut butter or the jelly on her own? Next, WHAT ARE THOSE HEADS HANGING ON THE WALL!?!?!?!

We have so many questions and we were not the only people who had them.

That is what we are saying! We are positive there is a perfectly reasonable explanation but we do not really care what the answer is, it is still hilarious to just laugh at her with her weird heads and 'famous' sandwiches and we will die on that hill! LOLOLOL

To be fair, with a little prompting, he could probably do just as well as Murkowski with sandwiches and voting.

Advertisement

What does make them famous? We are almost afraid to get the answer. It seems like the secret twist in a bad horror movie. Like the peanut butter is going to be made with broken dreams and crow toes or something. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. DO NOT EAT THE MURKOWSKI PEANUT BUTTER!

We support this. It might make them work more efficiently. They would want to get home and have some real food so the bills might be one subject without a ton of amendments and junk added to them. We vote they try this for a year and see how it goes. Someone should talk to Musk and Vivek about this in a DOGE meeting.

We snorted. LOL At least there are things you can do to a hamburger to make it different. We really want to know why the PB&J sammies are FAMOUS!

Advertisement

Willie did not care how good that 'sammich' was, he was having none of it. HAHA!

That is true. Democrats never have to beg their party members to support their President. They will follow each other straight off a cliff. We will say we hope they do not confirm the Labor Secretary Nomination because she is just awful, but the rest, we hope the Republicans get their stuff together and confirm appointments and confirm them fast so we can turn a page on 2024 and move into 2025 putting America First!

We hope Senator Murkowski does a better job this coming year in the Senate and if her voting record does not please the electorate we can always tell her to go make us a sandwich. :)

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement