VIP: Kermit Versus Kamala Could Give Us a Vice Presidential Debate Worth Watching

Van Jones host of CNN's 'The Situation Room' said Trump could pick Kermit The Frog as his VP and people will still vote for him.

' ... it could be Rubio, it could be Tim Scott, it can literally be Kermit the Frog. They are still going to vote for him the same numbers and he knows it.' ~ Van Jones

While Jones was obviously trying to be smarty pants and insinuate that people who vote for Trump are dumb robots that will do anything he says, we think he accidentally made a case for how AWFUL Kamala Harris is instead.

It started an interesting conversation on X.

And what about it? pic.twitter.com/rnOyF4XEyT
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) June 22, 2024

YEAH! What about it!?!?!?

.@VanJones68 isn’t wrong.

Trump could pick Kermit. He’s far more articulate than Kamala and women respect that he treated his beloved Ms. Piggy like a Queen during their 40 year marriage.

That’s a longer marriage than Trump or most VP candidates under consideration have had. https://t.co/SDU3fbmRqe pic.twitter.com/MSBKilu1pc
— Andrea Tantaros (@AndreaTantaros) June 22, 2024

Kermit supports inter-species relationships, loves music, and has a great group of supportive friends. He has never stabbed his friends in the back, and he's smart and creative. Who wouldn't prefer Kermit to the VP we have now? pic.twitter.com/NsAMfpS6SW
— Kris Vosler (@IntlPlaywright) June 22, 2024

Kermit is a legend!

Let's dig into this a little bit. First of all, yes some people will vote for Trump no matter what, many people on both sides of the aisle have blind allegiance to a party or person with no real substance behind those actions, but most of the people who are voting for Trump are not in a cult of personality, they just MUST vote against the Left.

The list of things the Left supports that are the exact opposite of what most humans support and believe goes on and on and we can talk about that in a different post. The point is the Left has gone nutty and people are over it and if that means voting for Trump to correct it they will. Even if Trump picked Kermit as his running mate.

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*Imagine a Vice Presidential Debate between these two. It could be fantastic!*

Moderator: Introduce yourselves.

Kermit: Hi-Ho, Kermit The Frog here!

Kamala: *Shocked* Did you just call me a ho? *awkward laughing*

Kermit: I did not, but ...

Trump: JUST CALL HER A HO!

Moderator: We need to go to a commercial break.

Kamala: I am a woman, a black woman, THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS ME!

Moderator: Ms. Harris are you ok?

Kermit: It ain't easy being Green.

Trump: SHE IS A HO!

Moderator: Commercial Break! Someone get them under control.

IT WOULD BE AMAZING!!!

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OK, if you are done laughing, let's take a look at what Kermit brings to the table as a Vice Presidential candidate.

1. Kermit has been communicating clearly and concisely to the nation for years while Kamala can hardly put a sentence together.
Examples:

Kamala on time:

Kermit on Time: Ignore his voice, he had the flu.

2. Kermit's voice and laugh are much less annoying than Kamala's.

Here is an example of Kamala and honestly we do not even need one of Kermit to compare because her laugh is the worst. Generally, I say any laugh that makes others laugh is a good laugh, but her laugh is so awkward nobody laughs along with her, we all just want to flee from the piercing death noise attacking our eardrums.

3. Kermit is just smarter than Kamala. She has no clue what she is talking about while Kermit has spent years teaching kids how to read and process emotions.

4. Kermit has spent YEARS working his way into the hearts of the nation while Kamala just spent a few months sleeping her way into her jobs and once she has them she does nothing.

5. Kermit shows strong ethical leadership and intelligence while Kamala is not even sure what the definition of ethical is.

6. Kermit would bring a good balance to the Trump Ticket. One of his famous lines is it is nice to be important, but it is important to be nice and he could cover the nice side of the ticket.

7. Kermit is a frog. Frogs live in swamps. He would bring a unique perspective on how to drain the swamp!

8. Kermit's brain although the size of a frog is still bigger than Joe Biden's.

9. Kermit being green brings diversity to the ticket.

10. Kermit is likable. Have you ever met a human being who openly says they hate Kermit the Frog? They may say they are not his biggest fan but there is nobody who hates him. It would be like someone who says they hate Dolly Parton ... oh wait, ok so maybe one person over at the Federalist might dislike Kermit but we bet they still like him better than Kamala! :P

We can literally go on and on about how much better a green puppet would be for the country than Kamala Harris. Honestly, we already have a puppet plodding around the Whitehouse named Joe Biden why not let Kermit take his place instead of Kamala? It really can't be any worse, can it?

ANYWAY. We will leave you with a happy little song that the Trump | Kermit Ticket should adopt as a song of hope for the nation. It could also be seen as LGBTQ+-friendly.

Trump | Kermit 2024: Draining the Swamp, Returning Rainbows, and Making Green Great Again

VIP: Kermit Versus Kamala Could Give Us a Vice Presidential Debate Worth Watching

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