Stephen King is no stranger to horror movies or being an insane Lefty nutter, and last night was no different. He implied most advertisers would be leaving Twitter and while he meant it for doom and gloom, users turned it into comic relief.
Pretty soon the only advertiser left on Twitter will be My Pillow.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 22, 2022
Oh hi lol
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 23, 2022
Is My Pillow actually a great pillow? Now I’m curious.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 23, 2022
The firm pillows are the best! Use code HOPE45 at https://t.co/IMFUADWY8A for a GREAT discount, Elon! 🤣
— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) November 23, 2022
We have to admit, we are curious as well. Never used one, but maybe we should, especially if people are giving us promo codes! 🙂
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew2/status/1595250381273047041
Nice. We admit we laughed at the idea of Mr. King searching for a coupon and using it to buy the pillows he claims to hate.
You're one of the best adverts Twitter has.
— The Laughing Stoic (@_helloitsangela) November 23, 2022
🤣🤣🤣 Stephen King just advertised for MY PILLOW 🤣🤣🤣
— Johnny Owens (@RollTideJohnny) November 23, 2022
u mad https://t.co/qm3T6fJvz5 pic.twitter.com/Z2pGMItlxQ
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) November 23, 2022
There were many replies pointing out the irony of him hating on the company while also giving them free advertising but actually linking the My Pillow website was perfection.
Looks like Steve needs a better night's sleep! At least he knows where he can go to get one! (Don't forget to activate it in the drier, Steve!) https://t.co/xjiwqgEHOt
— James Lindsay, mansplaining the girl-boss mindset (@ConceptualJames) November 23, 2022
Sounds like Mr. Twitter Cranky Pants could use a good night of sleep. Let Mike help you, Steve. https://t.co/u3XTQXq0KF
— Holls (@_HollyPeck) November 23, 2022
We are pretty sure King has needed a bit more rest and relaxation for years but all of the users pointing out that Mike Lindell could help with that had us laughing like the Wicked Witch of the West.
CBS has now left.
— Lindsay’s Mum – Seriously, Elon, I'd Like to Know (@christmasali) November 23, 2022
We are pretty sure this person was trying to support Mr. King in his insanity, but CBS was back on Twitter within 12 hours of saying they were leaving it and had tweeted within 10 minutes of when she made this comment so THAT is hilarious!
Nope.. Looks like everyone is still here… including you. https://t.co/4fCtkfngZi pic.twitter.com/j4PkVus2dy
— Cam Higby 🇺🇸 (@camhigby) November 23, 2022
Ouch. The screenshots of the advertisers, that hurt.
Turns out Stephen here writes his tweets the same way he writes his books.
"Hey Jimmy, what did those idiots like last time? … ok… yeah, let's do that only this time it's haunted instead of aliens." https://t.co/iUDJw6lNey
— Eat the Vegans (@MollyMiller951) November 23, 2022
This editor admits to reading quite a few Stephen King books and while there are a few excellent standouts, he’s not wrong a lot of them have a similar plot with different interchangeable villains. That is not necessarily a bad thing, but in this case, pointing it out was quite fun. We support it.
It’s kinda ironic how you’re starting to look like one of the villains from your own story… https://t.co/IM2z5NUQSF pic.twitter.com/SJNMjqbni8
— Christa Marie (@Awilix__) November 23, 2022
Stephen King’s Twitter is a clown show most days, that is just a fact.
Dude, why do you care? Steven King acting like Rob Reiner. You’re obviously jealous because Elon is good looking, and built an actual ship-I’ll leave it there.
— MissSallyTallywaggs (@SallyTallywagg) November 23, 2022
HA! We are so sorry, we had to include it because we snorted when we read it. Look, to each their own, but none of the people listed in that tweet are winning any prizes for GOOD looks. We are not saying ALL of them need to be in a Dog Show or anything but we literally belly-laughed and we are not ashamed to admit it.
He hates that he loves Twitter. https://t.co/ztOn0xtAYu
— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) November 23, 2022
Someone hates that a product he loves is run by a man he loathes. 🤣🤣
— #Nats Fan Carla (@LibertyBelleCJL) November 23, 2022
Stephen King, always trying to scare people 😂 https://t.co/AycUSjWyW0
— Alex Shepard 🇺🇸 (@Sinnersaint39) November 23, 2022
King does not seem to be able to give up Twitter or his desire to scare people into thinking the world is ending and his Leftist politics can save them, but we hope he keeps trying because his horror show turns into OUR comedy gold.
Keep tweeting Mr. King and maybe you should look into a better pillow, you do look a little tired.
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