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Beef Wins: Vegan Gets Schooled for Failing Basic Math

Fuzzy Chimp

We get it.

Math is hard. It wasn't our favorite subject in school, but having a grasp of basic mathematical principles is vital to getting through your life.

It's also not smart to blatantly fudge the numbers to 'prove' your point.

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The Herbivore Club either 1) doesn't get math or 2) lied about numbers to try to make their vegan point. 

Their Twitter/X bio is also interesting: 'Leave them alone, and we'll leave you alone - All things #AnimalRights since 2016.' Sounds like a threat to us, no?

Anyway, they posted an image back in June that seems to be making the rounds on Twitter/X. Take a look and see if you can spot the problem here:

Did you catch it?

If you didn't, others did.

Look at that! Math!

Beef also provides protein, iron, and other nutrients we need.

Exactly all of this.

We approve of these tweaks.

They do not.

Clearly.

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Your mafs is good, actually.

Beef wins.

And it's delicious. Especially grilled, medium rare.

Yum.

We love when people point out this very obvious fact: we can use cows for many things, not just beef. Nothing is more environmentally friendly than that.

We even converted it to pounds to make it even easier to understand.

We realize here their issue is that 16 kg of grain goes to feed one cow and not 20 people, but 16 kg of that cow can feed many more people than 16 kg of the grain they're mad about the cow eating.

Also, if they want to leave animals alone, why would you be mad about feeding a cow grain? It'll starve, otherwise.

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They don't think a cow weights 1 kg, but they are fudging the numbers by trying to equate 1 kg of beef to 16 kg of grain.

It's dishonest. And intentionally so.

They don't have a question, or a point. Just an agenda.

And they even failed at that.

There are many people who can't. Guess they didn't think about that.

Well, the Left argues colonialism is bad, so they're making sure their diet renders them physically incapable of conquest.

Points for consistency, we suppose.

They don't know much about cattle farming? 

Color us shocked.

Not.

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Of course they didn't, because same numbers would disprove their theory. Can't have that happening.

They'll object to the use of 'pig ignorant' because it's mean to pigs, or something.

And you know what goes good with beer? Beef. Problem solved!

Doesn't get much greener and eco-friendly than that.

We laughed out loud at 'walnut.'

Those are vegan, right?

Oh look, more inconvenient facts.

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Science and human biology are also not their strong suits, apparently.

We're not surprised.

And you'll eat for a year. We fail to see the problem here.

You won't get an argument from us on this.

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