The lengths people will go to in order to break the law can be very interesting and very creative.
Take, for example, Indiana ex-con Christopher Boyd.
Anal retention: Suspect found to be hiding handgun in his rectum https://t.co/s398wjj8xD pic.twitter.com/7HyBvpes3o
— New York Post (@nypost) November 28, 2023
Hoo boy.
Twitter/X, naturally, had a lot of fun with it.
Never has the term “packing heat” been so accurate
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) November 28, 2023
No, it has not.
Rectum? Could've killed 'em!
— Roger (@Roger247_) November 28, 2023
This joke never gets old.
If you are able to get a handgun into your rectum, charges should be dismissed.
— Is this thing on Ⓥ (@z_this_thing_on) November 28, 2023
Hard to argue with this logic.
<i don't have a meme for this .meme> https://t.co/xGPT4UM5YN
— G (@stevensongs) November 28, 2023
Yeah, hard to find a meme for this, isn't it?
What part of "shall not be infringed" do you people not understand?!? https://t.co/RAYS8676rN
— theRoddick (@OriginalRoddick) November 28, 2023
Shall not be infringed, for sure.
Was it loaded? https://t.co/2axW3ehT3t
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) November 29, 2023
We hope not.
I ... I can't imagine. 😬 https://t.co/prjzWWp2xV
— Sandy 〽️ (@RightGlockMom) November 28, 2023
No, neither can we. Seems uncomfortable.
Concealed carry achievement unlocked. https://t.co/8EUXIeUeTP pic.twitter.com/CafK5uFSe0
— Old Man Ungroundable Super Nintendo Chalmers (@SmexyGhosty) November 28, 2023
Achievement unlocked indeed.
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How do you fit a handgun into your… never mind. I don’t want to know. https://t.co/BJ3wRmVAWj
— Kenny Webster (@KennethRWebster) November 28, 2023
Probably best if you don't.
Advanced concealed carry https://t.co/xLqmLQOn2B
— ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 (@SumDumHoe) November 28, 2023
Like grad-school level advanced conceal carry.
The dedication to stay strapped or get clapped has reached a new level. https://t.co/EjNA7okWRl
— Tacticool Twitorist (@tactictwitorist) November 28, 2023
A whole new level.
No I am not going to do it. I refuse to make joke. You can't make me twitter! https://t.co/VE5EXMaXP1
— Shay Patrick Cormac (@ShayCromac) November 28, 2023
Do it. You know you want to.
conceal & carry be like https://t.co/7uhaKtfKHW
— Milfsohard (@milfsohard) November 28, 2023
Very, very concealed.
Props on 100% commitment…. https://t.co/OMlWFyStGA
— Larry in Missouri (@LarryInMissouri) November 28, 2023
That is commitment.
America's got talent https://t.co/ksvPlJljYh
— Save America (@WinnaWinna2016) November 28, 2023
This is a talent, that's for sure.
constipational carry https://t.co/I1MqzeIamP
— Nino (@baldingschemer) November 28, 2023
We laughed out loud at this.
This too shall pass. https://t.co/uTuEGoE3u7
— Jitney Guy (@JitneyGuy) November 28, 2023
Well done.
That’s gonna cause a hemorrhoid pic.twitter.com/fBURkzBMpm
— jonboy (@jonboy79788314) November 28, 2023
Probably.
— John Blacksher 🏴☠️ (@MobTown1987) November 29, 2023
You and the rest of Twitter/X.
If you know, you know. pic.twitter.com/ZVDdksUPb5
— 🫀Jole_RN❤️🩹🩺🌊 (@jolene8992) November 28, 2023
+1000 for this reference.
And if you know, you know.
He must be an assassin
— 🇺🇸 PA PATRIOT 🇺🇸 (@PAPatriot16) November 28, 2023
Aaaaand we're laughing. Hard.
Stupid criminals will never not be amusing.
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