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The Babylon Bee Take on Grand Theft Auto VI Is A Slice of Fried Gold

Yesterday, Rockstar Games announced the forthcoming trailer for Grand Theft Auto (GTA) VI, the latest in the GTA series, and the long-awaited follow up to GTA V, one of the best-selling and most successful video games of all time.

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The gameplay is self-explanatory if you read the title: you're going to steal cars, and commit other crimes with reckless abandon. This gameplay caused lots of controversy when the game was first released in 1997.

So the hilarious Babylon Bee jumped on the GTA VI excitement with this gem:

It's funny because it's true.

They write:

Rockstar Games has announced new details about its upcoming Grand Theft Auto installment, confirming that the new game will have an unlockable "Soros DA Mode" where all crime is legal.

"Players demand more realism in games these days," Sam Houser, President of Rockstar Games, told reporters after making the announcement. "The days of simply being arrested for committing a crime are no more. It was time to bring the GTA franchise into the new world."

While rumors abound and much of the details about the new game remain shrouded in secrecy, developers have confirmed there will be a more "realistic" mode in which George Soros-backed district attorneys don't prosecute lawbreakers, essentially rendering all the simulated crimes legal in the game. Early-development footage of GTA VI in its pre-alpha state shows the main character going on a killing spree, selling fentanyl to school kids, and carjacking high-end luxury vehicles in front of a uniformed police officer who shouts, "Hey man, maybe that's not a good idea!" As the released early game footage goes on, the officer is then himself arrested for misgendering the player character without even bothering to ask for their pronouns.

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Seriously, read the whole thing. We are crying laughing.

Soros has a history of funding DAs who then implement left wing 'criminal justice reform' policies like cashless bail and reduced sentences (and our Press Secretary says it's simply 'Bidenomics'!). It's always, invariably, a mess that rewards criminals and punishes innocent citizens. So any time someone can stick it to this ridiculousness, we're there for it.

Musk has very strong opinions on Soros.

Absolutely. Get ready (although a release date hasn't been announced yet).

Might as well.

It's funny because it's true.

California isn't alone.

It is a 'bazinga' and absolutely brutal.

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Excellent work.

It really is.

The Bee is usually correct, and always hilarious.

So real.

It would be so great.

It is.

Never.

It's absolutely brilliant.

It is epic. 

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It's certainly up there, and the Bee should be proud.

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