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Chuck Norris comes out against Common Core; Twitter shakes under the weight of his blazing awesomeness

In a column for Newsbusters today, Chuck Norris (who is tougher than you) came out strongly against the Department of Education’s “Common Core” curriculum standards (CCSS). In criticizing  this unprecedented federal reach into the classroom, Norris (who eats nails for breakfast) said, “The feds have abandoned their commitment to stay out of local academic affairs by using CCSS to usurp power over public schools and influence young American minds.”

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Upon hearing of Norris’ declaration (which caused the ground itself to shake), tweeters immediately saw that this might be the end of Common Core as we know it.

Behold :

https://twitter.com/mpolikoff/status/400004629221871617

https://twitter.com/MrPABruno/status/400005368740593664

https://twitter.com/kenmlibby/status/400007061771419649

https://twitter.com/mpolikoff/status/400007911038267392

https://twitter.com/MrPABruno/status/400008429701709824

https://twitter.com/mpolikoff/status/400008794497122305

https://twitter.com/kenmlibby/status/400010699109576705

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https://twitter.com/kenmlibby/status/400017958917136384

https://twitter.com/MrPABruno/status/400018506978447360

https://twitter.com/MrPABruno/status/400020725588717568

https://twitter.com/kenmlibby/status/400060285802668032

https://twitter.com/brianwanlass/status/400063612355481600

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Is there anything Chuck Norris (whose veins pump liquid manliness) can’t do to totally devastate Common Core? Well…

https://twitter.com/mpolikoff/status/400008859676590080

Hey, even Superman had Kryptonite.

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